

“My son wanted me to wrap him like a burrito for bed. “Because the imaginary door on his imaginary fire truck wouldn’t open, so he was stuck inside.” -napanaġ7.

Then threw it on the trash, went to his room and cried into his pillow.” -gn0xiousġ6. When I showed him it was behind my head he complained that it was all gross and covered in food bits. He begged and pleaded to play with the knives.” -moethebartenderġ5. When his mom caught him on the way, he threw a massive fit. “The instant my two-year-old woke up from his nap, he bolted for the kitchen and headed straight for the cooking knives. “My kid was screaming at his balloons for an hour because they wouldn’t stop floating.” -PRNmedsġ4. I would tell her we don’t put stuff in our ears, which would make her sob louder.” -justhereforjustnoġ3. Full-on dropping to the ground, wailing and sobbing like I’d killed our cat in front of her. “I wouldn’t let her put crayons in my ear. “I wouldn’t let him get in the car parked next to us. My 4 year old daughter got upset with me because she wanted me to be older than my wife.” -amishpapa Source: Getty Imagesġ1. How and why would you save a fart?” -ShutTheFrontDoor_ġ0. I ask him why he’s screaming and he replies with – I was saving that for later. He let out a huge fart and suddenly started crying and screaming. “He loved being tickled so I was tickling him one day. I’m just trying to keep you alive buddy, I swear.” -O_oHaniGĩ. “My little kraken just slept… after a raging tantrum because i did not let him chew on the connected cables. “Crying because she didn’t get to go to her parent’s wedding – 7 years before she was born.” -LaziestGirlĨ.

REX: Emulates several functions of a hardware sampler, from the indifferent sampling of phrases to the playback of cut sounds. It has several controls per channel to edit the tone or the length of each sample.
